How to Exit Vim
You opened the editor. You got stuck.
The Quick Escape
Press Esc, type :q, then press Enter.
Esc
:q
Enter
If nothing happens, you're not failing. You just have… typical problems.
When Vim Says "No"
:q! — quit without saving (the "I regret nothing" route)
:wq — save and quit (the "fine, I'll be responsible" route)
:x — save if needed, then quit (the "I'm efficient" route)
That's the whole trick. Really.
Unless you came here for the fun. People do that.